Once again Adolescent Asa has discovered a “new” song, and has decided to put his own spin on the lyrics.  For the past week every morning he has been singing, “For Those About to Walk.”  Yep, this time Asa is reinterpreting the lyrics to AC/DC’s classic anthem For Those About to Rock.  Seriously Mom, you really should get his hearing checked…

Wake up and count poop bags

For we’re about to go for a walk

We are the Goldens

We’ll sniff at everything we see

Hail hail to the cars

‘Cause commuters have the right of way

We aint no lap dogs aint no ’cause

We’re out walking every day!

For those about to walk, we salute you!

For those about to walk, we salute you!

We walk at dawn down the front lawn

Like a bolt Asa runs ahead

The skies aren’t light, it is still night

We’re ready to walk at any time.

For those about to walk, we salute you!

For those about to walk, we salute you!

We’re just a couple Golden Retrievers wanting exercise

Ready to walk with you

Pick up that leash

And load up your pockets for a twenty-one poop bag salute.

For those about to walk, we salute you!

For those about to walk, we salute you!

WALK!

For those who want to get this ridiculous version out of their heads, here is the original For those About to Rock by AC/DC.  Oh and thanks Spike Metalman for once again encouraging my little brother’s rock and roll fantasy with his latest new look!