Plead the Fifth

Chuck Billy: Way to go, brother.

Asa: Oh you’re not blaming this one on me!  You’re equally to blame!

Chuck Billy: Me? Oh no, this was all your idea!

Asa: But you started it!

Chuck Billy: Whatever. You finished it, alright.

Asa: So now what are you going to do about it?

Chuck Billy: Me?! Why do I always have to bail us out?

Asa: Must we always rely on my cuteness?

Chuck Billy: We certainly need more than my charm this time.

Asa: *sigh* Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Chuck Billy: It was somewhat worth it though.

Asa: Oh totally worth it!

Chuck Billy: For those of you wondering what we did to result in being incarcerated, we were told not to say anything until our lawyer, Pye the Guinea Pig, gets here.


About the author

Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

1 comment on “Plead the Fifth”

  1. Pye

    Plead not guilty by reason of insanity. Oh, and my retainer is romaine lettuce and a zucchini.

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