Puppy, It’s Cold Outside

Apparently Mom and Asa are having a bit of a disagreement over whether it is too cold to go out and play.  I have to admit I’m on Mom’s side.  Even I’d rather snuggle by the pellet stove than play fetch in this weather.  At least on the bright side, Mom and Asa are in agreement that it’s something to sing about as a duet.  I wish you could see their dance routine to go along with it!  My sincere apologies to everyone, including me, who prefer Michael Bublé and Idina Menzel’s version of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”

I want to go play (Puppy, it’s cold outside)

It’s such a nice day (Puppy, it’s cold outside)

The weather is great (Great to stay inside)

I’ve been so very nice (Oh look at all that ice!)

Mother there’s no need to worry (Puppy what is your hurry?)

My brother is pacing the floor (He really doesn’t want to go outdoors)

It’s time to scurry (No seriously, what’s ya hurry?)

Maybe we’ll wait a half hour more (Please get away from that door)

Look at the neighbors’ ice rink (Puppy, it’s bad out there)

Let’s skate, what do ya think? (I’d rather stay in here)

I wish I knew how (Let’s play inside now)

To do a figure eight (Hey look at your brother, isn’t he great!)

You always say no, no, no (Hey, what do you know?)

Please don’t make me cry (If you go out we’ll die)

I really can’t play? (Puppy we have all day)

Ah, Puppy it’s cold outside

I really must go (But Puppy, it’s cold outside)

You always say no (But Puppy, it’s cold outside)

Don’t make me vicious (Don’t these treats look delicious?)

Well maybe one cookie more (It’s never been this cold before!)

Feel that crisp air! (Oh Puppy, you’ll freeze out there!)

I’ve got a fur coat (It’s up to your tail out there)

This weather is grand (There’s snow all over the land)

Please play with me (Staying warm is the key!)

It’s bound to be cold tomorrow (Stop singing in falsetto)

You can’t say I didn’t try (To catch pneumonia and die)

I want to go play (We can do that all day)

Ah but it’s cold outside

Oh Puppy, it’s cold outside!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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