Dear Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Congratulations! I couldn’t help but notice that trending on Monday was the announcement you’re expecting a third child.  May I be so bold as to suggest the perfect name?  While George and Charlotte are perfectly fine names for your other children, I think this baby should have a name with true significance.  One that commands respect!  Therefore, I suggest if it is a boy you should name him after his grandfather, Prince Charles, and his father, Prince William.  Charles William is a lovely name, rich in historical significance!  Besides, I feel that the Royal Family is long overdue for a Prince Chuck Billy.

Sincere Tail Wags from Your Friend Across the Pond,

Chuck Billy