I found a way to scare my little brother, Asa!  Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.  Despite being well past the teething stage, Zombie Puppy still can’t resist chomping down on me.  What if I totally scare the little guy into thinking he really did turn me into a Zombie Dog?!

I stumbled upon this unattended basket full of tomatoes.  I LOVE tomatoes!  So while Dad is busy harvesting his garden, completely distracted by Asa who is trying to eat the tomatoes off the vine, do I give in to temptation and eat them all?  Surely the delectable tomato juices will stain my mane red, giving me the most menacing appearance.  Add to that some well timed growls and a little staggering, and I think I could fool them all into thinking I’m a Zombie Dog!  The only drawback to this plan is the inevitable Zombie Dog Poop that will follow from my upset tummy.  Decisions, decisions…