So there I was enjoying a quiet morning, dictating my latest blog post to Mom. Dad was out with a friend, and Asa was downstairs binge watching Bugs Bunny cartoons. When all of a sudden I heard this noise coming from outside. The best I could describe it was like a goat. We don’t have […]
Asa here. There has been an awful lot of talk lately about our pet Honey Bees and whether or not Chuck Billy should combine his hive with mine. Well no one has bothered to ask me what I think. I have the prefect compromise! Give my Azzza Hive to Chuck Billy, and let me pick […]
Inspired by the Olympics, Asa and I decided to show off our athletic prowess by competing in a Dog-cathlon. Well, actually make that a Dog-Cat-lon, since we asked our kitty cousin Misty to judge our friendly competition. As with the Olympic decathlon, our tournament consisted of traditional track and field events to showcase our skills […]
I thought Asa and I have been to a lot of places. After all we’ve been to THREE states! Well you can’t even begin to imagine my astonishment when my neighbor, Cheez-It the Cat, informed me that he has traveled across the country multiple times! Recently Cheez-It was kind enough to answer my questions about […]
This morning Asa asked me to tell him about the birds and the bees! My paws started sweating. I was completely unprepared for his question. That is until I looked outside and realized he was referring to the wild turkeys who live behind our bee hives, and he just wanted an update on both. Three […]
Dear Mr. Squirrel, This morning I was going to write about my latest battle with you to protect my kingdom. But in light of what happened in Dallas, I just can’t. There’s too much real hate in the world to let our silly disagreements get the better of us. Mr. Squirrel, I’m sorry for all […]
I wanted to give you an update on our adventures with the Wolf Spider and Field Mice from last week. First off, I’d like to sincerely apologize to the Wolf Spider. Turns out it wasn’t a male, but a female…expecting a litter of pups! I am honored that she chose our poop barrel to lay […]
The criminal investigation into the breaking and entering of our Honeybee hives all started innocently enough a week ago. One morning we noticed the mite boards on our beehives were pushed out. Dad thought it was just the wind, because the night before was very blustery. Mom worried the Wolf Spider had something to do […]
Out there a fierce predator is lurking, and Mom won’t let us leave the house. This predator is known for being a “robust and agile hunter with excellent eyesight.” But he is more than a mere hunter, he is a Wolf…Spider! As you no doubt already know, Wolves come in all shapes and sizes. I’m […]
We got sprayed! Oh it is awful! We’ll never get that smell out! What do you mean skunks are bad, use tomato juice? It wasn’t a skunk. It was a cat! What?! No! It wasn’t us that got sprayed! It was Dad’s car! Seriously, did you really think we’d let a cat spray us? Dad […]
