My Nemesis, also known as the Squirrel, has crossed the line! Up until now he has somewhat respected my boundaries by lurking on the outskirts of my yard. But today he boldly ventured into my yard straight to Dad’s box garden, scurried up Mom’s sunflower, and proceeded to start eating it! All while I helplessly […]
Har, har, har, very funny, Mom. It seems Mom does not appreciate my efforts to protect our family from Squirrels. So she decided to embarrass me by making me wear a ridiculous new collar with pictures of Squirrels on it. But what she doesn’t realize is that I am doing her a great service protecting […]
Recently I read an amusing article by the AKC listing Golden Retrievers as the fourth smartest dog, behind Border Collies, Poodles and German Shepherds. With all due respect, clearly their research is flawed. We are brilliant and should be ranked at the top of that list. So while I enjoy a little rest and relaxation […]
As you know scientists have recently declared me a Golden Wolf, and Asa will eventually grow up to be a Dire Wolf. Well you can’t even begin to imagine our excitement when on a recent trip to Ipswich, MA we drove past a school for Wolves! According to the Wolf Hollow website their goal is […]
Good News! Scientists have finally recognized that I am indeed a wolf!! Ever since I was a puppy I knew I was special. I’ve always had a longing to answer the call of the wild and get in touch with my inner wolf. But people would laugh and say there was no such thing as […]
Dad’s trees are under attack! As you know from Lead Us Not into Temptation, Dad takes his trees seriously…even if some of them look more like sticks than trees. Well you can’t even begin to imagine how bad I feel that I let Dad down. Everyone knows that a farmer depends on his dog to scare […]
I watched a TV show today about the trend in environmentally friendly Tiny Houses. Who knew I was a trend setter?! I’ve been helping to build Tiny Houses for years! Whenever the weather permits, Mom likes to groom Asa and I outside. It’s part of her silly battle against fur tumbleweeds inside, but I digress. […]
Summer is officially here as evident in the tourists seen around our neighborhood. It all started with a porcupine taking up residence in our brush pile. Ok, I admit I’m a little upset that Dad said I’m no longer allowed to add sticks to the pile, so as not to disturb Mr. Porcupine’s summer sojourn. […]
Editor’s Note: The following are two accounts of the same event. We’ll leave it up to the reader to decide where the truth lies… Chuck Billy: As soon as I entered the garage my nose alerted me that something wasn’t right. I immediately went to work sniffing the area trying to pinpoint the source. A […]
No seriously, the bull told me his name is “Bull-Shat.” He introduced his friends in the background as “Bull-Loney” and “Full-ov-Bull.” He said “Rib-Eye” has been missing since he left with the farmer, and that he probably has gone to that big grill in the sky. Whatever that means. Anyways, don’t blame me for their […]
