Tag Archives: Embarassing Parents

Our Awkward Evolution of Halloween Costumes

It all started a few years ago when Mom purchased a pumpkin Halloween costume for my older brother, Angel Lemmy.  It looked harmless enough, a hat and a collar, and Lemmy didn’t mind too badly having to wear it.  Little did my family realize though, that small purchase would awaken Mom’s secret obsession with dog […]

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Awkward Yet Effective Save

Mom has a lot on her mind lately. Therefore she did what generations of women in her family have done in similar situations – she cleaned the house. I’m not talking your average weekly chores. I’m talking about finding what’s that in the back of the cupboards and closets, and dusting the top of the […]

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Always Check Your Pockets

Humans are creatures of habit. Humans are also easily distracted. Combine the two, and things can get embarrassingly messy. Such was the case on a recent walk with Dad. Dad begins our daily morning walk by stuffing his pockets with poop bags. As we walk along, he tends to lose concentration on the task at […]

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Mom and Dad, Get Away from that Door!

Mom, Heel! Dad, Heel! Leave it! No! No! No! Drop it, now! That’s not yours! Don’t make me chase you! Get back here this instant! Dear Readers, my sincere apologies that you had to witness me disciplining my humans. But Mom and Dad have been overly excited about the Holidays and not behaving. Each time […]

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