Tag Archives: holidays

Christmas Cat Conspiracy Theory

Has anyone else noticed the eerie similarity between Cats and creepy Elves?  No, not in appearance!  But I couldn’t help but notice that they share many characteristics.  Cats and Elves both sit unmoving in various locations around our homes, silently staring long enough to give you an unsettled feeling, and judging your every move.  Also they […]

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The Polite Greeting of Monsters

Dogs, you may have noticed a few odd looking characters lurking around your neighborhood these past few days.  Don’t panic!  In the coming nights these strange looking ghouls, goblins, witches, princesses and superheroes will be knocking on YOUR door.  But it’s ok!  It’s Halloween!  I know this goes against your instincts to guard your home […]

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Quoth the Golden, “Nevermore!”

Ssshh, I’m hiding from Mom as she gets our ridiculous Halloween costumes ready for a weekend filled with embarassing photos, culminating in being publicly humiliated at the Portsmouth Halloween Parade!  So while I hide, please enjoy my frightening version of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, this is […]

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