Tag Archives: Neighborhood Patrol

Beware of Falling Poop Bag

I’ve been patrolling this neighborhood every morning for five years now, and I thought for certain that I’ve seen everything.  Yet this morning I was reminded the world is still full of surprises!  Our walk started out natural enough.  Perhaps a bit too natural for some people’s sensibilities.  I pooped.  Since we only made it […]

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Coyote Hide and Seek

The Coyote brothers are up to their old tricks again.  For months they have been trespassing into my territory.  It all started on Thanksgiving when we saw one of the Coyote brothers headed across the field towards Inky’s house.  He was no doubt pretending to be a distant relative in search of a family meal. […]

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Irreplaceable

On Friday I thought I was so clever to arrange for a substitute guard dog.  However after a weekend of tail wagging fun exploring new places, I returned to discover the unfortunate consequences of my reckless behavior.  Due to a series of unforeseen events I learned an important lesson – I’m irreplaceable!  I never should […]

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For Those About to Walk

Once again Adolescent Asa has discovered a “new” song, and has decided to put his own spin on the lyrics.  For the past week every morning he has been singing, “For Those About to Walk.”  Yep, this time Asa is reinterpreting the lyrics to AC/DC’s classic anthem For Those About to Rock.  Seriously Mom, you […]

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