Tag Archives: Problem Solving

Undeniable Proof for My Kitchen Portal Theory

I am excited to announce that I have undeniable proof for my kitchen portal theory! For those unfamiliar with this aspect of my research as a renowned Dog Ufologist, for years I have been investigating the connection between things disappearing in my kitchen and reappearing in the most unexpected of places. Take for example in […]

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Asa’s Christmas Decorations Loophole

Chuck Billy, step away from the boxes for the Christmas tree decorations. I have found an historic reason to keep the house decorated for awhile longer! According to the website English-Heritage.org.uk, in Medieval England Christmas lasted to Candlemas, which is 40 days after December 25th. So technically we can keep our celebration going through February […]

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