For months now I have been accused of being overly paranoid when it come to UFOs.  Well finally I have the support of celebrities to validate my beliefs!  Recently a UFO was seen over California, and none other than singer Josh Groban tweeted about it!  The man has the voice of an angel, he definitely wouldn’t lie about a UFO sighting!  Adding to his credibility, actress Lena Dunham posted on Instagram about seeing this mysterious object streaking across the sky, and even pondered if she was being abducted.  So take that naysayers!  I have celebrity support, and not just from Ancient Alien Theorist, Giorgio Tsoukalos.

But I must admit, all my hard work of getting the word out on the dangers of Aliens has made myself and Asa targets.  Just check out these latest photos of a spaceship landing in our woods and their purple laser pointed at me.  These are dangerous times my friends…

[Editor’s Note: Asa would like to go on record as being one of the naysayers.]