Radioactive Puppy

Has anyone else noticed that Asa is glowing in this picture?  Yep, I thought so.  So I Googled it, and the most logical explanation is Asa is radioactive!  According to my findings, his bluish glow could be caused by either getting bit by a radioactive spider in a scientist’s lab or by falling into a vat of hazardous waste.  To be honest, I don’t recall either one happening to Asa.  But that doesn’t matter.  What does matter is based on what the internet tells me, and you can always believe what you read on the internet, is that Asa is going to have super powers!

So I know what you’re thinking.  Don’t be embarrassed, I’m thinking it too – Asa is so lucky!!!  Just think of how awesome it would be if Asa is a Super Hero!  Oh sure, I don’t like the fact that I’d be reduced to being his side kick, but just think of all the things he could do!  If he gets the ability to fly, our next trip to the beach will be an epic adventure.  I can just see it now, the seagulls taunting us as usual.  Then when they go to fly away Asa surprises them all by flying after them!  Those feathered bullies would never laugh at us again.  Or how about if Asa gets super strength?  No more patiently waiting by the backdoor for Mom or Dad to let us out.  Asa could just knock the door down, and we could go out to play anytime we wanted.  We wouldn’t even need thumbs for the doorknob!

Right now though he seems to be just sleeping.  Maybe it takes time for the super powers to kick in?  I’m just going to keep an eye on him, while dreaming of all the adventures we’ll go on.  Don’t worry, I’ll keep you updated on what develops!

According to Google, the most logical explanation for Asa's bluish glow is he's radioactive!

According to Google, the most logical explanation for Asa’s bluish glow is he’s radioactive!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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