Mom may like the gifts Dad gave her for Mother’s Day, but I have to admit I’m a little insulted by them. As you may recall, Dad likes to give practical gifts. These are no different. But I feel like I’m being accused of dereliction of duty! My job is being replaced by artificial intelligence! […]
Well this is awkward. Has anyone seen my reindeer? He answers to the name of Rudolph, and may or may not be the actual reindeer who helps Santa. That is one of a few theories as to why he has gone missing from my home. Oh deer, oops I mean oh dear, let me explain… […]
Today I am sharing the complete story of Chuck Billy’s awkward missteps with Santa. Over the years Angel Chuck Billy shared bits and pieces of this tale from his perspective, but for the first time here is the full story about how Chuck Billy ended up on the Naughty List! It all began with a […]
Today I dedicate my song parody to all those caught up in the shopping frenzy of the holidays. Set to the tune of REM’s “Losing My Religion,” I first penned it back in 2021, after a particularly overwhelming Cyber Monday. I reshare it today because I didn’t have time to write a new blog post. […]
So ummm, hi Santa’s Elves. I suppose you heard that commotion in the living room yesterday? Oh who am I fooling? How could you not hear it! But I can explain! You see, although there is Dad’s Four Paws on the Floor Rule, Mom and I have this unspoken agreement that it is alright for […]
Well it was no secret that Angel Chuck Billy wasn’t a fan of dressing up in costumes. He even went as far to write his own parody of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven,” to make his point. As he so adamantly proclaimed in it, “Tell me why I must endure this melancholy burden once more, of Halloween […]
Earlier this week, quite a few friends commented on how brave I was when I spotted the Great Squirrel tiptoeing across my rooftop. Well truth be told, I’m hardly the big brave type. Such was the case when while staying at a vacation rental cottage, I was scared by my Imaginary Friend! Now in my […]
For over a decade I’ve been sharing photos of me on social media. I realized I’m long overdue to write a song thanking my Mom for all the pictures that she takes on our adventures. Inspired by Darius Rucker’s “Wagon Wheel,” here is my parody, Pawparazzi, dedicated to my Mom and all the other dog […]
Yesterday I shared Dad’s awkward work from home conversation caused by my excessive panting. Today I share with you the song I wrote regarding another sound Dad’s coworkers are a lot more accustomed to hearing. Although there’s a strict rule of no squeaky toys in the office, sometimes a dog just has to squeak! Therefore, […]
It is no secret that I’m a fan of the song “Baby Shark,” but did you know I was once mistaken as a puppy shark? Well at least according to Angel Chuck Billy I was, and it was one of his favorite stories to retell. So in celebration of the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, let’s […]
