Today I’m sharing an updated version of the song I wrote three years ago when I lost my first eye to Golden Retriever Pigmentary Uveitis (GRPU). When I wrote it in 2023, it wasn’t like my usual lighthearted parodies. I was angry. Everything happened so fast when I needed that emergency enucleation surgery. Now here […]
It isn’t uncommon for rock stars to be asked to share their expertise, whether it be on a competition show, a documentary, or even on current events. It is a sign of respect for their status in the music industry. Well, my friends, I have finally been recognized for my role in music! I have […]
We are five days into springtime in Maine, and so far we have received snow, sleet, rain, fog, and a quick glimpse of sun. Sometimes all within a matter of a couple of hours! Now I know what you’re thinking, “what do you expect with Dad so brazenly taking the snow tires off the car […]
Happy Birthday, Jon Bon Jovi! I hope you’re enjoying your special day, during what will be a monumental year with your residency at Madison Square Garden this summer, and Wembley Stadium concerts in September! I’m still waiting for my invitation to join you on stage. I’m sure you’re just waiting to announce me as your […]
I’m dedicating today’s song parody to all the humans who are getting a little crazy from shoveling after yesterday’s blizzard, and to all the dogs who can’t wait to get out and play in it. Therefore today I present to you my take on Ozzy’s classic, “Crazy Train,” from his iconic album the Blizzard of […]
In honor of Valentine’s Day weekend, I dedicate today’s song parody to one of my oldest and dearest squeaky friends, Miss Caterpillar. We first met 9 years ago in 2017, which is like a bazillion years in stuffed friend years! Oh sure our friendship has been tested over the years, like when she had to […]
According to UKG’s annual Super Bowl Absenteeism Survey, it is estimated that 26.2 million people will not go to work today after staying up late to watch last night’s football. Although Mom and Dad are at their desks today working, I will nap in solidarity with those who decided to stay home. I even wrote […]
We are now on day 365,336,000, give or take a day, of subfreezing temperatures, with fresh snow and ice blanketing the country. Cabin fever has definitely set in. Time for every dog’s favorite winter game – in and out of the house! Where we stand by the door demanding to be let out, then come […]
This song parody is dedicated to all my dog friends across the country and beyond who are dealing with the subfreezing temperatures, snow and ice. I admit in my youth I found such weather fun to play in, but now that I am older and somewhat wiser, I find myself siding more with Mom’s part […]
In the history of music, there are iconic songwriting duos: John Lennon and Paul McCarthy, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Elton John and Bernie Taupin, Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora, just to name a few. Today begins my journey to be added to this list. Let me introduce the newest member of my team […]
