Staying alert on neighborhood patrol has taken on heightened importance in recent weeks. In the past, Asa and I only had to worry about protecting Mom and Dad from mischievous squirrels, trespassing deer, and the occasional ne’er-do-well coyote. However now there is a whole new creature we must be constantly be vigilant for and avoid […]
As everyone knows, my motto is “Fetch is Life!” Now most may assume I learned how to play the best game ever from my big brother, Lemmy. However that is far from the truth. You see Lemmy took a different approach and enjoyed playing “Har, Har, I have the Ball and You Don’t.” Those rules […]
Dear New Neighbor, we haven’t formally met yet. However, I couldn’t help but overhear your barking, without interruption all night. Now I totally understand your excitement. Our neighborhood is awesome, especially at night. There are so many animals out and about that you don’t normally see during the daytime. So it’s only natural to want […]
We just witnessed a murder and an innocent dog framed for it! What do we do?! Oh sure I boast about keeping our neighborhood safe while on patrol. But I never imagined a murder could happen on our quiet street, much less right outside our window! Oh the dogmanity! Ok, I’ve got to calm down […]
As someone once told Spider Man, “with great power comes great responsibility.” Little did Asa and I realize that they were referring to squeaky toys! We learned this important lesson early one morning when we accidentally awakened the primal Wolf instincts in our neighbors. It began like any other day, Asa and I had just […]
I can’t believe I let my guard down. Worst yet, I let my neighborhood down! Last year on a beautiful sunny day, similar to today, the unthinkable happened. My local Department of Public Works took away the sticks and branches that had fallen over the winter and lined my road. I was furious. How could […]
Today is National Pet Day, and it occurred to me dogs play a really important role in our communities. Namely if it wasn’t for us, our humans wouldn’t know their neighbors! Take for example our neighbor Charlie. He was so excited when he moved into the neighborhood that he couldn’t wait to introduce himself. We […]
We saved a life on our morning walk! Seriously, I saved a life! We were on neighborhood patrol when out of the shadows came running a small dog. We had never seen him before, and he was equally surprised to see us. You know how excitable Jack Russell Terriers can be. So despite it being […]
Milo is the most interesting dog in our neighborhood. Heck, in the world even! I’m sure by now you’ve seen those beer commercials for the Most Interesting Man in the Universe. Well if he doesn’t have a dog, he should consider my friend, Milo. Milo is the coolest dog you’ll ever meet! One minute he’ll […]
