Recently my friend Holly-berry reminded me that I need to talk to my Honey Bees. According to the tradition known as “Telling the Bees,” beekeepers should tell their bees about important events in the keeper’s life such as births, marriages, and deaths. If they don’t the bees could get upset and leave the hive, stop producing […]
Well the IRS never responded to my inquiry about using a trip on SpaceX to the International Space Station (ISS) as a tax write-off. But that’s alright, because as a renowned Dog Ufologist, I have found a more economical way to travel to the ISS. I’m going by slingshot! Now this may sound like a […]
Dad, how can you be so inconsiderate? Why are you denying Asa’s dream of becoming an archeologist? For years he has studied every episode of the British television series Time Team, to learn the proper digging technique. In fact, Asa is convinced that buried somewhere in our yard is a forgotten Roman villa complete with […]
Last year you may recall Asa and I learned about the Anglo-Saxon tradition of wassailing apple trees. After 8 years of not having a bountiful harvest, or really any harvest to speak of, we headed out on Twelfth Night, January 6th, to participate in this ancient tradition of scaring away the evil spirits by blessing […]
Last year we double dog dared you to take our photography challenge. We not only dared you to take a photo each day of your pup, but to try to take it from different perspectives. And from what we’ve seen on Twitter and Facebook many of you rose to the challenge documenting everything from daily […]
Mother Nature made quite a mess of our yard with her recent storm. Therefore I gave Mom the morning off so she could attend to cleaning it up. After all on the off-chance I miss catching it, fetch is much easier without the leaves hiding the ball. While Mom rakes, join me for a stroll […]
It has been awhile since I’ve conducted any science experiments as part of Asa’s homeschooling. However, thanks to a conversation between Mom and Dad, I have the perfect hypothesis to explore! In a rare state of optimism, over the rainy weekend Dad decided to spread some grass seeds in the backyard, in an attempt to […]
Not to brag, but I will, my nose still knows! It’s been about a year since we’ve played any scent work games inside the house, and neither Mom nor Dad can remember when was the last time we played it outside. But despite the lapse, I showed them I’m still just as good as back […]
Still looking for a New Year’s Resolution that’s fun, yet challenging? We double dog dare you to take our photography challenge! Ever since we were puppies, Mom takes a photo of us every day. Now I know what you’re thinking, “How hard is that? I already take a million photos of my dog every day.” […]
Chuck Billy killed stuffed animals to begin with. There is no doubt whatsoever about that. The fluff was strewn about the house. Chuck Billy knew he killed it? Of course he did! How could it be otherwise? Chuck Billy knew the squeaky toy was a shell of its former self. And even he was not […]
