Today’s post goes out with a big thank you to my friend Murphy! Since Angel Chuck Billy crossed Rainbow Bridge, I have not been inspired to write a new parody. I’ve tried. But my heart wasn’t there, so I’ve been sharing old songs. That is until today! I saw Murphy’s new harness which reads, “2 Fast 4 You,” and instantly I found myself working on a parody to Motley Crue’s “Too Fast for Love!” I dedicate this song to all puppies out there who are being told to slow down on walks!

Let’s go! Let’s go!
“Slow down! Slow down!”
Let’s go! Let’s Go!

Going for a walk
Seeing everyone on the block
Mom’s leashed to me too
She puts on the brakes, and tells me to wait
I don’t know what she means?

“Do you remember?
Training, remember?”

Let’s go!
“Slow down!”

What’s that over there? Cool!
Let’s go take a quick look
The faster I get
The slower Mom goes
I don’t know what she means?

“Do you remember?
Training, remember?”

Let’s go!
“Slow down!”

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Let’s go!
“Slow down!”

Mom’s not tryin’ to be mean
But she’s starting to scream
She says it again,
“Please don’t speed up!”
Have places to go, we’ll get there quicker!

“Do you remember?
Training, remember?”

Let’s go!
“Slow down!”

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Too fast, I’m too fast for walks, I’m a puppy!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
“Slow puppy! Slow down puppy!”

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!

Too fast
Too fast for walkies!
Let’s head back home, come on Mom!