William Shakespeare once wrote, “All the world’s a stage.” He even goes on to say, “And one man in his time plays many parts, His act being seven stages.” Well what a coincidence, I’m 7 years old, and I play many parts as an up-and-coming rock star and comedian! So I better get a move on finding seven stages to perform on. Luckily on a recent outing, I found the first stage to launch my career.
Look at this perfect performance space.

The acoustics are ideal for my paw pumping arena anthems…

…Yet intimate for my comedy routine.

ASA! Stop daydreaming! We have an historic fort to explore!

Oh look, I have my first audience member already!
