I can’t believe it happened again! Then again, of course I can believe it. After all I am a renowned Dog Ufologist, and therefore always on alert! This past weekend while I was enjoying a stroll on the beach with my family, I noticed something suspicious in the distance. It was another UFO sighting over Maine! The second time at this location this year!
Quick Asa! Get my research gear! We may make contact this time!
Too late! We’ve been spotted! The UFO is trying to escape through a portal in the clouds!
For fans of the documentary series, Resident Alien, we know thanks to the information provided by Harry Vanderspeigle, that this is no mere Octopus. It is an aquatic species of Alien that has been inhabiting our planet for awhile. But Harry neglected to mention they could fly!
I am pleased to report that this sighting further proves my Maine Extraterrestrial Tourism Theory. It occurred during good weather, near a major holiday, namely Halloween. There was also an astronomical event in an attempt to distract star gazer from noticing their UFOs flying overhead. But unfortunately their timing for the lunar eclipse, which was Tuesday not Sunday, was off. I blame it on the confusion of the time change here. Even Aliens don’t like Daylight Saving Time! I’m just happy my timing was precise and I got to witness their visit to my beach. I hope they enjoyed it as much as I do.
