Hello, Asa here. I’ve been living here for a little over a month now, and would like to take a moment to clear up a few misconceptions. First off, don’t be fooled by my fuzzy cute appearance. Just because I currently weigh in at just under 30 lbs., including the fluff factor, in these veins pulse the blood of a golden wolf. If you don’t believe me, you need to watch Chuck Billy’s “Thrill of the Kill” video again. So if you see me out and about do NOT call me Mr. Fluffy, do NOT say I’m a cuddly polar bear, and most importantly NEVER call me a girl! You can call me a dire wolf though. (Thanks Amanda for recognizing my true potential!)
Secondly, although Chuck Billy is an awesome big brother, he does have a bit of an ego. In a recent post he claimed I was “nuzzling in to get a closer look at his technique.” Truth be told, I was just trying to get my chew toy back that he stole from me! Goes to prove you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.
So in summary, look out world! I’m just one growth spurt away from being Asa, Dire Wolf! Now if you please excuse me, it’s time for my morning nap with Mr. Fleecy.
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