You’ve heard of Aesop’s Fables. Well this an Asa’s Fable, but instead of a traditional moral to the story, you get one with a Chuck Billy twist.

A Dog one day spied from his window a Fox eating the grapes in his yard.

The dog barked, and paced, while the Fox ate.

The Fox, once satisfied with his snack, happily trotted away.

The Dog scoffed, “I would have chased him, but he escaped through a wormhole.”

The moral of the story is when you feel like sour grapes, make an out of this world excuse!