Asa’s Ideas for the Perfect Mother’s Day

I admit for previous Mother’s Days, Asa and I took the lazy dog route and let Dad pick her gift. Those gifts tended to be on the practical side. Although Mom never said anything, she sure didn’t react like they do on those Mother’s Day commercials. This year I decided to let the most impractical family member pick Mom’s gift. However, there’s a catch. Asa could only use the sponsored suggestions that pop up on our social media feeds. Let’s see what Asa has come up with for our Mom…

Asa: Matching pajamas are very popular now, but I know your thoughts on them, Chuck Billy. So how about just Mom and I wear matching pink sneakers? She already has a pair, so we just need to buy these for me.

And speaking of colorful, you know how much Mom loves colorful lawn decorations? Check out these Sky Dancers! I’m sure Mom will happily start dancing when she sees them!

Then while we are in the yard, we can play in our shark sprinkler! Mom loves singing Baby Shark with me!

We’ll most certainly work up an appetite with all that fun. Check out this delicious suggestion that pooped, oops I mean popped up the other day!

We can even throw in a set of rocking utensils to help Mom make this great meal!

Then to wind down on that perfect day, I can do a ventriloquist routine with my new best friend, Slappy!

Chuck Billy: These are all a hard NO! I’ll go tell Dad to go get her something…

Asa: Hey, you told me I could inly use the sponsored suggestions in our social media feed. Just imagine what I’d plan if I wasn’t so limited! Chuck Billy: Yes, that’s what I’m afraid of! I’m also wondering what you’re doing online that these are what companies are suggesting for us!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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