Sometimes it’s incredibly difficult to be a good dog and play by the rules. The new rule around here is “no playing fetch with Grandma’s yoga ball.” But look at it! How can such a rule exist? Everyone knows that my motto is “fetch is life!” Playing fetch with that ginormous ball would be awesome! […]
Do you think I’m approachable? No seriously, have I become one of those celebrities that humans are dumbstruck by my mere presence? The weirdest thing happened this weekend. I took Mom and Dad to the big city for socialization training, and not a single person stopped to pet me! The only logical explanation is that […]
According to what’s trending, today is National Tell a Joke Day. Who makes up these national days anyways? Well whether this is a real holiday or not, Asa wanted to celebrate by sharing a few of his favorite jokes. Again, don’t blame me for this post. Blame whoever came up with National Tell a Joke […]
After over 20 years of working with dogs and humans, leave it to Asa to do something Mom and Dad’s trainer has never seen before. Well actually, let me rephrase that, leave it to Asa to NOT do something. For the past few weeks we have been fine tuning our off-leash heel. Surprisingly Asa is […]
Well Asa certainly got things rocking when we visited the pet store this weekend. He decided to debut his new song, “Welcome to the Pet Store.” Our sincere apologies to Axl, Slash, and the other members of Guns ‘n Roses for Asa’s reinterpretation of their classic, “Welcome to the Jungle.” Welcome to the pet store, […]
I can’t help but notice that my week with Grandma flew by much too quickly. That’s when I realized I had forgotten to follow my own advice, and fell into a wormhole…again! It is the only logical explanation of why there simply wasn’t enough time to do all of my well thought out plans. For […]
It has been brought to my attention that we have some new friends who would like to know the story behind our names. Lemmy, Asa and I are named after Mom’s ancestors who lived in the 1800s at the Isles of Shoals on a tiny island off the coast of New Hampshire, called Star Island. […]
Sorry, can’t chat! Grandma is visiting for a few days and I have all sorts of things planned for her Maine vacation! Our Grandma is from “away,” which loosely translates to anyplace other than Maine. Therefore, Asa and I want to show her why the state motto is “Maine: The Way Life Should Be!” However, […]
It is a well documented fact that the seasons dictate the way Golden Wolves live. Although Golden Wolves are not known for being migratory animals, migration is an important behavioral strategy used to enhance our survival during the hot summer months. Therefore, Asa and I have no choice but to follow our instincts and begin […]
On Tuesday afternoon, at approximately 4:45 PM, I received a report of stolen property. The homeowners had gone out to pick wild blueberries in their yard when they discovered a large quantity was missing. They cannot estimate how many were stolen. But did say when they last checked days earlier their bushes were bursting with […]
