Everyone knows I take great pride in protecting my family. But all work and no play makes Chuck Billy a dull boy. So I also like to let my guard down from time to time and celebrate my accomplishments. However timing is everything, and recently boy did I mess up! I can’t believe I totally […]
Dr. Doug, what are you doing to me?! I thought we had a good thing going? I come for my annual physical, everyone praises me for how handsome I am, you poke and prod, while feeding me lots of treats, give me a clean bill of health and I’m on my way, tail wagging. But […]
Dad tries. He really does. But when it comes to giving presents to Mom, let’s just say he could use a little help. One year for Mother’s Day he and Lemmy gave Mom a vacuum. Yep, he forced Lemmy to give Mom the starring character in every dog’s nightmare! Then there was the BIG birthday […]
In honor of Mother’s Day I’d like to share an email my brother Lemmy sent his biological Mom, Butter. Lemmy was the ultimate “Momma’s Boy,” and would email his mother for every holiday…and I do mean every! Who emails his mother to wish her a Happy Groundhog’s Day?! However, Lemmy did teach me it is good […]
In a castle far, far away, a King and his trusted Knight, Sir Golden Wolf, were hard at work in their castle. Now this castle wasn’t a very large castle like the ones in most tales of adventure. Instead it was rather small. In fact, this castle may just look like a desk to someone […]
Asa reached his breaking point! Don’t worry, nothing is actually broken. Asa just has a hot spot behind his ear. He’s had them before, with little effect on his mood. But this time was completely different. My usually happy-go-lucky little brother was angry, and he wanted us to know it! It all started yesterday afternoon […]
Warning: This heroic tale is not for the squeamish! The day was like any other. Dad was hard at work, I was supervising, and Asa was daydreaming out the window. However, our idyllic afternoon took a dark turn when out of nowhere my tummy started churning. I instantly started making the noise that all dog […]
Asa here. You’ve probably noticed that Chuck Billy takes great delight in sharing my embarrassing stories. Well Mr. Perfect finally had his own awkward moment this past weekend. There we were enjoying a game of fetch on the beach. Best yet, Mom remembered to bring the ChuckIt Launcher! With one flick of the wrist we […]
After months of waiting, they’re finally here! Our two new colonies of Honey Bees! Thanks to a fellow beekeeper who made the trek to Georgia and back to deliver them, our new Bees arrived safe and sound. Like any pet owner adding to their family, Asa and I are filled with anticipation. Will they get […]
We just witnessed a murder and an innocent dog framed for it! What do we do?! Oh sure I boast about keeping our neighborhood safe while on patrol. But I never imagined a murder could happen on our quiet street, much less right outside our window! Oh the dogmanity! Ok, I’ve got to calm down […]