Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being […]
Attention Dogs: Don’t miss this opportunity to tell Santa directly what squeaky toy you want for Christmas, apologize for barking at him when he broke into your home last Christmas Eve, and get the perfect present for your Humans, all while helping local animal rescues, shelters and nonprofits! Santa will be making the rounds in […]
The safety of my family depends on a squeaky toy! Ok I have to admit Asa’s performance review last week was a real eye opener. What a slacker! Asa actually thinks that getting us to play and have fun is somehow contributing to the wellbeing of the family. Nowhere in that interview does he mention his […]
Asa’s birthday celebration made me nostalgic. Tomorrow would have been my big brother Lemmy’s 10th birthday. It was on his 5th birthday that my coming was foretold, so I’m not sure what he is complaining about in this email to his mother? Ok, I do agree playing pin the tail on the Golden was a […]
People, please relax! I know you’re all excited that today is my birthday, and you all want to get me a present. But there’s no reason to line up before dawn at stores across the country and push and shove your way to finding me the perfect gift! Yes, it’s flattering that to celebrate my […]
Henry David Thoreau clearly understood what it means to be a dog. Thoreau once wrote: “I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual. It is surprising how contented one can be with nothing definite – only a sense of existence… O how I laugh when I think of my vague […]
For those of you hitting the road this Thanksgiving, here is Asa’s updated version of Over the River and Through the Woods for you to sing on your journey. From our family to yours, safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving! Over the river and through the woods, To Grandmother’s house we go; The GPS knows back […]
I can’t believe Adolescent Asa will be turning two years old this Friday! Time for another performance review! I’ll be asking my little brother the same questions as I did for his One Year Performance Review. And as always, please remember the opinions expressed by Asa do not necessarily reflect those of Living with a […]
Dad means well, he really does. But I’m a dog, and even I’m baffled by his poor sense of judgement. Would you believe thanks to Dad’s silly mistake, Asa almost lost his Imaginary Friend? After Dad accidentally broke the stove, he decided a new one would be the “perfect” birthday gift for Mom. Unbelievable! At […]
As someone once told Spider Man, “with great power comes great responsibility.” Little did Asa and I realize that they were referring to squeaky toys! We learned this important lesson early one morning when we accidentally awakened the primal Wolf instincts in our neighbors. It began like any other day, Asa and I had just […]
