We could use a little help here. Could you distract Mom for us? You see Asa got a wee bit muddy during our quick trip out, and I don’t want to get him in trouble. Well actually I don’t want to get me in trouble. I will neither admit nor deny I may have accidentally […]
On Friday we lost a dear family member and mentor. Lemmy’s Mom, Butter, crossed over rainbow bridge. Lemmy and his Momma Butter were very close. From the day he went to live with Mom and Dad to his final day, he always kept in touch with his mother. He would share his adventures with her, […]
Dear Mr. Squirrel, This morning I was going to write about my latest battle with you to protect my kingdom. But in light of what happened in Dallas, I just can’t. There’s too much real hate in the world to let our silly disagreements get the better of us. Mr. Squirrel, I’m sorry for all […]
Warning: The following article is for DOGS ONLY. Humans, please keep scrolling. Asa and I would like to share with our fellow dogs our important breakthrough in cracking the human language secret code. As you all know there are certain words that no matter what the language all dogs recognize. These include but are not […]
My calendar clearly states that today is Independence Day, the least favorite holiday for dogs. Then why have people been celebrating with those infernal fireworks since Friday night! Seriously, fireworks on the 4th of July are bad enough. Why extend my torture by randomly shooting them off days ahead of schedule! As far as I […]
It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that my Queen Bee, Queen Elizzzabeth, has passed away. I was suspicious that she was in failing health because my hive was lagging behind Asa’s in honey production and eggs. But I held out hope for my beloved Queen. After all we did vanquish […]
It is a well documented fact that the seasons dictate the way Golden Wolves live. Although Golden Wolves are not known for being migratory animals, migration is an important behavioral strategy used to enhance our survival during the hot Summer months. Therefore, Asa and I have no choice but to follow our instincts and begin […]
As you no doubt already know, today is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Last year on this date to hide my disappointment of being left at home, I may have told you a fib by writing that my Dad is a Super Hero. Ok, I lied. Dad isn’t a Super Hero. I just told […]
Dear Maddie, I would like to apologize for my little brother’s behavior at the beach on Saturday. That was really nice of you and your Dad to invite us to play fetch. Asa didn’t mean to dominate the game. It’s just that for the longest time now we’ve seen dogs playing at the beach with […]
Mom tries, she really does. But she forgets who she is dealing with sometimes. Saturday afternoon Mom decided to get us all fluffy and good looking for our Father’s Day celebration with Grandpa on Sunday. She even splurged and bought the special lavender and mint dog shampoo that Grandma says makes us extra fluffy. She scrubbed […]
