I have to admit I have a bit of a dilemma this Father’s Day. Should I tell my biological father, Eclipse, that Momma Sage cheated on him with Asa’s father, Spenser? Maybe I could avoid the awkwardness of telling him myself, and instead just have us all go on the Maury Povich Show? I suppose […]
Pssst. It’s me Asa. I’m under the couch. Ok, I admit it I’m stuck under here. Not sure how it happened. I fit under here with no problem last week. The reason why I’m whispering is because I don’t want Mom to take a picture of me in this stupid situation. You see I was […]
It’s hard being a genius when living with mere mortals. Case in point, Mom and Dad recently had a yard sale. After the morning rush, visitors were few and far between, so I thought I would increase the foot traffic by improving our marketing. Just put a “Free Puppy” sign up, and stand back while […]
A recent graduation party got me thinking about the different approaches my parents took for the education of myself and my brothers. First there was Lemmy who received a prestigious Private School education. His class was small with just 5 students. Thus guaranteeing him lots of one on one instruction not only from a human […]
Editor’s Note: The following are two accounts of the same event. We’ll leave it up to the reader to decide where the truth lies… Chuck Billy: As soon as I entered the garage my nose alerted me that something wasn’t right. I immediately went to work sniffing the area trying to pinpoint the source. A […]
Asa saved my life! But don’t tell him that! Yesterday I was enjoying the New Hampshire SPCA’s Paws Walk, an event I look forward to attending each year. Everything was as expected at first: dogs as far as the eye could see, new best friends handing out frisbees, and the tantalizing smell of treats wafting […]
It finally happened! The door of freedom flung open and beckoned us. Well it didn’t actually open on its own. While barking good morning to the kids at the bus stop, Asa jumped on the gate. That’s when it happened. The wood splintered, the latch flew off, and the gate swung open! We both stood […]
Mom is sick, and hasn’t left her bed for days. That leaves just Dad to take care of us. At first it was a puppy paradise! We spent the first morning digging for treasure under the back steps, tracking muddy paw prints throughout the house, and wrestling with reckless abandon in the living room. Finally […]
A few months ago Asa proclaimed he would grow up to be a Dire Wolf. Today he would like to update you on his progress: Asa: I’m not deaf and can hear what you’re saying about me. “Oh he’s so fluffy!” “Look at the Cotton Ball.” Or worst yet, “I bet he’s a Little Cuddle […]
Nooooo!!! The most horrific event happened in my neighborhood this morning! Our town’s Department of Public Works took away my branches! I was helpless to intervene while the maintenance workers slowly moved along our street inserting the fallen branches into their wood chipper. If only I had thumbs so I could open the door to […]
