Today I’m three years old! Would you believe my parents are trying to pass off my new sibling as my birthday present?! What three year old wants that?! Oh sure being top dog in the family comes with new responsibilities and expectations, but this is ridiculous. I long for the days when my big brother […]
I just realized this week has been all work and no play. That’s not the Golden way of things. Time for Chuck Billy’s Winter Circus!
“And when the second morning shone, We looked upon a world unknown…” John Greenleaf Whittier, Snow-Bound (1866) Ok, I’m not going to lie. I’m a little worried by the amount of snow out there. In all my three years I have never seen so much snow. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stuff. But with it […]
Introducing Asa! Asa came home on Saturday during the snowstorm. I was very excited to finally meet him. Perhaps a little too excited, I accidentally scent marked him…three times. But luckily for me, Asa is an easy going little fellow, who quickly forgave me for my indiscretion. My parents were totally distracted by his cuteness, […]
Mom is on a cleaning frenzy so that can only mean one thing, the puppy is coming home tomorrow! While she worries about silly things like vacuuming and dusting, I’m going to go over my Puppy Preparedness Checklist. This is by no means a comprehensive list of what we’ll need, but it is a few […]
So my parents are currently in what I like to call the “Great Expectations” phase in preparing for the puppy. They now spend their days talking about their hopes and dreams for their new addition. But I have no doubt that sometime within hours of taking their future rocket scientist home, he will inevitably poop […]
Ever feel like someone is watching you? Well I do. But before you think I’m just being paranoid, let me explain. In preparation for the puppy, my parents recently purchased the Cloud Camera 1150. Now my every move is under surveillance! The puppy isn’t even here yet. They wanted a camera so that they could […]
I discovered the BEST toy ever – frozen poop bag! So there I was surveying my kingdom, when a familiar scent caught my attention. Lo and behold I found a frozen bag of poop that was left by the backdoor during the recent deep freeze. It was awesome! Check out this video of me playing […]
My parents thought I should tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a Golden Retriever living in Southern Maine with my Mom & Dad. I like hikes in the woods, romps on the beach, cuddling by the fireplace…and all those other cliche things humans write to describe themselves. I’m their second son. Sadly, my […]
I’m a Golden Retriever who started this blog because two important things are happening at the end of this month. First, I’m turning three years old. And second, I’m getting a puppy. Oh sure my parents insist that the new addition is my brother, and not my pet. But one has to admit the timing […]
