Dear IRS, Hypothetically speaking, if a renowned Dog Ufologist raised the $55 Million required to spend time as a private canine on the International Space Station, could that dog use it as a tax write-off? Now before you answer, hear me out. Even though this could be misconstrued as a dream vacation for said Dog […]
As a renowned Dog Ufologist, it is important for me to be alert wherever I go, because you never know when a UFO will appear. Even in broad daylight, in front of many witnesses an unidentified flying object could appear. Case in point, last weekend while enjoying a Sunday stroll on my favorite beach I […]
Don’t miss this Golden opportunity to bid on unique prizes while supporting dogs in need at the Yankee Golden Retriever Rescue’s Benefit Auction! Taking place this Saturday, April 9, 2022 at the Holiday Inn, Marlborough, Massachusetts, the doors open at 10:00 AM and the fun continues until 3:00 PM. There will be a silent auction and […]
Things are getting really ominous here. It all began last week when Asa and I witnessed Fowl Play in our backyard. We probably shouldn’t have made light of the fact that a flock of black birds is called a “murder.” Because that murder has been followed by a wake! While out on a walk Monday […]
Tomorrow is National Walking Day, so let’s take a stroll down a few of our favorite rail trails. Asa and I love rail trails because they tend to be flat and easy on the paws; straight so you can see everything ahead and behind you, with no surprises; and wide so that even on a […]
I had a plan. I did everything right. Yet everything went wrong. In November when we changed the clocks to end Daylight Saving Time, Dad put new batteries in each of the smoke detectors, and Mom dusted and cleaned them. All in an effort to avoid that chirping noise they make when the batteries run […]
It was an average evening. The type of evening not worth remembering more than any other evening. Or so I thought. I was in my usual spot, waiting for my dinner to be served. Asa was trying out his bad jokes on a defenseless stuffie, too polite to squeak, while some old familiar song played […]
While writing my memoir earlier this week, I was reminded of a hobby I once had in my younger years. As you know I take my responsibilities on neighborhood patrol very serious. However, back when I was a puppy there weren’t as many houses in my neighborhood to protect. Therefore while walking the long stretches […]
I dedicate this song to all the work from home office dogs, tired of being ignored! It’s time we rise up and have a little fun! Thanks to the boys from Motley Crue, here’s my parody of “Smokin’ in the Boys Room,” to get you through the day! Do you ever seem to have one […]
Recently I shared a “then and now” photo of me at Fort Foster in Kittery Maine. This park is special because it is the first place Mom and Dad took each of us as puppies, and we have had many adventures there since then. However, in recent years we stopped going there. Although there is […]
