Dad and Mom, we need to have a little talk about respect in the workplace. Specifically, how many times must I remind you not to call me by my embarrassing nickname when I am working? I would never call you something silly in front of your coworkers. But yet you do not give me the […]
Asa here. I have to admit, I was really disappointed that I didn’t get to meet Dee Snider of Twisted Sister when he came to Maine last weekend. Because it was Dee who inspired me to become a rock star! The very first parody I ever wrote was to Twisted Sister’s paw pounding arena anthem, […]
Asa’s World Tour of Maine is BACK! We are kicking off our fall tour with our first stop in China, Maine! Alright true confessions, settled in 1774 and incorporated in 1818, China, Maine is NOT named for the country. Instead legislator, Japheth Wasburn, wanted to name the town “Bloomville.” But residents of nearby Bloomfield, which was […]
Bret Michaels of Poison and Dee Snider of Twisted Sister came to Maine this past weekend as part of the Parti-Gras 2.0 tour. Once again though, my manager, Chuck Billy, neglected to get me an invite. Regardless, I noticed Bret and Dee have some down time before their next show, so had my people got […]
Picture if you will, two dogs and their family walking on the beach. It is early morning, on a beautiful summer day. They are laughing and enjoying each other’s company, without a care in the world. That is until they crossed into another dimension. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless […]
Alright, I admit it, I messed up. After being cone-free for an entire week, I may have got a little curious and aggravated my hot spot…again. Nothing too serious. Just a little irritated. But enough that out of an abundance of caution Mom and Dad put the cone on me so it will heal in […]
This weekend UFO researchers, believers, skeptics, and those who fall somewhere in-between, will all be gathering in New Hampshire for the annual Exeter UFO Festival! Why Exeter, NH? Because on September 3, 1965, approximately 5 miles south of Exeter, in the neighboring town of Kensington, there was a UFO incident with many witnesses, and even more questions […]
We have reached the final installment of our dog friendly trip to the Berkshires of Massachusetts, with our visit to October Mountain State Forest. What drew us to October Mountain is its long history of paranormal activity. From UFOs, to ghosts, to Bigfoot, visitors have seen it all, over the centuries! However, what kept us […]
We’ve lost far too many dog friends to cancer and other illnesses. Together on National Dog Day, we can take steps towards helping future pets to live longer, healthier lives by supporting the Morris Animal Foundation! Since 1950, the Morris Animal Foundation has invested over $55 million in more than 1,160 canine health studies. They’ve contributed to […]
This song is inspired by true events that we witnessed last year. Full disclosure, we are not fans of dog parks. Far too many dogs have been needlessly exposed to illnesses or injured at them. Now we know friends, who love their local dog park. So we don’t want to offend anyone. However, here is […]
