As I survey the snow in my yard, I realize how selfish I am! I shouldn’t keep all this wonderful snow for myself. I should share it! Therefore back by popular demand, is this special offer, last available 8 years ago!***
Snowmen for Sale (March 14, 2018)
Dogs, are you tired of making snow angels in just a dusting of snow? Cats, has yet another winter gone by and you didn’t get a chance to build a snowman? Moms, were you too busy shoveling to get the perfect snowy picture of your pup? Well have we got a deal for you! In exchange for delicious treats, we have Snowmen for Sale!*
How did we come up with this brilliant idea, you ask? It is all thanks to YOU! For the past week we couldn’t help but notice your pictures of playing in just trace amounts of snow. Or your comments wishing that you could have as much snow as we do. We even asked Mother Nature to send this most recent nor’easter to our friends in warmer areas across the country. But Mother Nature had her own plans, and decided to dump another foot of snow on us here in Maine.**
However, thanks to our generous offer, you too can play in the snow! We have the supply, and you have the demand! So let’s make a deal!
*Assembly Required. We’re not responsible for yellow snow or melting. Must haul it away yourself. NO Returns Accepted! All Sales Final!
**This photo is from Monday (2018). We received close to 2 feet of fresh snow yesterday, and it’s still lightly snowing today! Best yet, there may be another big storm headed our way next week. So get your snowman now! Everything must go!!!
