I’m dedicating today’s song parody to all the humans who are getting a little crazy from shoveling after yesterday’s blizzard, and to all the dogs who can’t wait to get out and play in it. Therefore today I present to you my take on Ozzy’s classic, “Crazy Train,” from his iconic album the Blizzard of Ozz!

It’s Snowing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay 

Crazy, but I love the snow
Millions of snowstorms all on a row  
Maybe spring will be late  
It’s February
And the weather is great!

Shovelers keep cursing
Why do they complain?  
I’m going out to play in the snow again  
I’m going out to play in the snow again

More Snow!

I’ve listened to weathermen  
I’ve followed their apps  
I’ve taken lots of naps
Bored inside this room
One day nonstop snowing, fun is on track  
I’m so excited that the snow is back!  

Shovelers keep cursing  
Why do they complain?  
I’m going out to play in the snow again 
I’m going out to play in the snow again  

I know that spring won’t forget about me  
I’ve gotta enjoy this snow day, yeah!  

Air from the cold north  
That bring snow by the ton  
In subfreezing temps, my body is numb  
Crazy, humans call this dumb  
More snow coming tomorrow, don’t spoil my fun!

Shovelers keep cursing   
Why do they complain?  
I’m going out to play in the snow again
I’m going out to play in the snow again!