Wow, just wow. Last weekend Asa did one act of rebellion by bringing his stuffie llama friend to the beach when llamas aren’t allowed, and now he thinks he’s some type of bad boy rebel. Well sort of, instead of singing Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild,” his parody is Born to Bring Smiles.
Get your tail a waggin’
Head out on a dog walk
Lookin’ for some new friends
Who will pet me while they talk
Yeah, Momma, they’re gonna want to pet me
Take off my leash it’s time to play
Throw all of my balls at once
And play fetch all day
I like peanut butter
Heavy duty squeakers
Rollin’ in the grass
And sometimes stealing sneakers
Yeah, Momma, they’re gonna want to pet me
Take off my leash it’s time to play
Throw all of my balls at once
And play fetch all day
Like a true Golden Retriever
I was born
Born to bring smiles
Pet me while I flop
You’ll never want to stop
Born to bring smiles
Born to bring smiles
Get your tail a waggin’
Head out on a dog walk
Lookin’ for some new friends
Who will pet me while they talk
Yeah, Momma, they’re gonna want to pet me
Take my off my leash it’s time to play
Throw all of my balls at once
And play fetch all day
Like a true Golden Retriever
I was born
Born to bring smiles
Pet me while I flop
You’ll never want to stop
Born to bring smiles
Born to bring smiles
