Earlier this week a strange object was seen in the sky over Maine and other parts of New England. Time to get out the old Mystery Board and try to solve what was this Unidentified Flying Object!
Backstory: On Tuesday evening, a strange swirly light was seen in the sky. Now the “experts” would like us to believe that it was “likely exhaust from Europe’s Ariane 6 rocket that blasted off from the spaceport in Kourou, French Guiana, at 4:02 p.m. Tuesday EST, carrying the Sentinel-1D Earth-observation satellite.” Some sources report that what was seen was “the sun’s light reflecting off the booster.” Others claim, “as the rocket fuel freezes in the cold atmosphere, sunlight reflects off it, causing it to look the way it does.” But if Angel Chuck Billy, the renowned Dog Ufologist, taught me anything, it’s that neither explanations are what was seen!
Theories: I’m no expert like Angel Chuck Billy, but I sat through enough of his powerpoint lectures, and assisted on many investigations, to know that he would no doubt argue this is further proof of his Extraterrestrial Tourism Theory. Over the years he drew clear correlations between an uptick in UFO sightings over Maine and major holidays. This most recent sighting took place just a few days after Halloween, and a few weeks before Thanksgiving. If you factor in the time it takes to travel across the universe, these out of this world visitors are fashionably late for Halloween, or arrived early so as not to miss a single serving of turkey and stuffing.
A second theory, from Angel Chuck Billy’s extensive career, could also apply here. Perhaps witnesses saw a portal opening up in the sky? Prior to his sudden departure to Rainbow Bridge, Chuck Billy was exploring time travel using portals. His initial research involved moving small household objects such as keys. This being my birthday month, and knowing how Chuck Billy loved parties, I can’t help but ponder if what was seen in the night sky was my brother trying to put his portal theory into action, to be here to celebrate with me.
Which brings me to my personal theory, that I first presented in August. Namely that the mysterious object zipping through space spotted by the James Webb Space Telescope in July, and named 3I/Atlas, is Angel Chuck Billy in a rocket ship heading our way! Initial theories on 3I/Atlas said it would pass closest to Earth in December. But what if Chuck Billy figured out a way to speed up his trip to be here for my birthday and Thanksgiving!
According to IFLScience.com, “The latest observations, from October 31 to November 4, show that the object has likely lost a significant amount of mass during its encounter with our host star. It has also changed course slightly, undergoing non-gravitational acceleration, or acceleration not accounted for by gravity alone.” Alright, not sure exactly what this means, but my best guess is Chuck Billy lost some weight with his rapid pace. This makes sense, because when we hiked a lot, he always shed a few pounds. So of course racing through space on a mission would have the same effect! But what proves to me that Angel Chuck Billy has something to do with this mysterious object is one report claims it has changed color to “gold!” What more proof do we need that it is my dear Golden Retriever brother exploring the universe and headed my way!
Well I have more proof for those who doubt me! When 3I/Atlas was first spotted, I initially thought it was so Angel Chuck Billy could make a grand entrance to attend the Exeter UFO Festival in September. Yet that didn’t happen. What did happen that Labor Day Weekend, was Angel Chuck Billy sent me a clue for his plan that I didn’t understand until now. The limited edition patch the Exeter Police Department was selling at the Festival! It depicts a dog with an extraterrestrial in a UFO! Clearly it was a message from Angel Chuck Billy telling me he is on his way!
Summary: The strange light seen over Maine on Tuesday was a portal opening up, to welcome an extraterrestrial tourist and Angel Chuck Billy, who are traveling through space on a gold object that NASA has named 3I/Atlas, so that they can celebrate my birthday and Thanksgiving with me! Just look at my Mystery Board, the answer is so obvious! I can’t believe I didn’t make this connection sooner!
