Way to go science revealing a long held dog secret. Apparently three Swiss scientists, who study dog cognition at the University of Zurich in Switzerland, conducted a test to expose our secret to the world. Namely, dogs do indeed manipulate humans to get what they want! In fact to further add to their research, I’m […]
Yesterday I overheard a conversation with Mom’s Great Aunt. Great Aunt Dottie is the wise matriarch of our family, and even I, brilliant dog that I am, can learn from her. She no longer needs to worry about snowstorms from her new home. However after living on her own for many years, she revealed yesterday […]
Mother Nature, I don’t like your negative attitude. Well actually it is your negative wind chills I don’t like. Anyways, you can’t bring me down! I’ve decided to stay positive about the recent bone chilling temperatures and the foot of snow on the way tomorrow. In short, I’m keeping it positive while in the negative! […]
I’m so embarrassed. I humiliated myself in front of Dad’s coworkers! Up until now they knew me as the fierce watch dog who would bark to protect Dad while he worked. Now they think of me as a goofy Golden and can’t stop laughing at my expense! It all happened yesterday during the morning meeting […]
Asa, I’m sorry I killed your toy, Mr. Alligator. But must you be so overly dramatic and sing a song about him? He’s not even dead really, just a lot thinner without all the fluff inside of him. Pretend he just went on some extreme diet. If anything you should be thanking me for teaching […]
It has come to our attention that last Friday was Employee Appreciation Day. So Asa and I thought we’d take this opportunity to remind Mom and Dad to appreciate the variety of employee benefits we give them each and every day by taking care of us. Health Care: As our employees, the biggest benefit Asa and […]
Thanks to an inquisitive Guinea Pig, I solved the mystery of why Dire Wolves are extinct! It all began when our new little friend, Pyewacket, emailed and asked a simple question, that had an obvious answer. However, it was Asa’s surprising response that gave me insight into the mind of the Dire Wolf. After further scientific observation, […]
Great news! My Honey Bees made it through the winter! Ok, so we still have a few weeks to go, but during this recent tease of warm weather they proved to be taking care of business…potty business. I never realized how similar Bees are to Dogs. Unlike Humans and Cats who are disgusting and have […]
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, please be seated. Asa will now present his defense. Please keep in mind you will need to decide, “does the punishment fit the crime?” Asa: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, whoever said “No good deed goes unpunished” was absolutely correct. Mom, Dad and Chuck Billy are falsely accusing […]
Exactly one year ago today I started the Yuck Mouth Revolution by urging my fellow dogs to stand up for their dental hygiene rights! Ok, so it wasn’t a revolution per se, because there weren’t any rallies, catchy slogans, or even celebrity endorsements. But I still think it is a good idea. So today I […]
