Keep an eye to the sky! Last night was the annual Perseid Meteor Shower, which also signals the return of UFOs. Don’t believe me? Ask any reputable ufologist, and they will tell you Aliens use the Perseid Meteor Shower to hide their UFOs as they enter Earth’s atmosphere. In fact during last year’s meteor shower, […]
My Honey Bees are in peril! The Queen is dead, and time is of the essence if I want to save my hive! I must take matters into my own paws! Up until now I have been relying on Dad to take care of my struggling beehive. But upon learning that Queen Elizzzabeth II has […]
Inspired by the Olympics, Asa and I decided to show off our athletic prowess by competing in a Dog-cathlon. Well, actually make that a Dog-Cat-lon, since we asked our kitty cousin Misty to judge our friendly competition. As with the Olympic decathlon, our tournament consisted of traditional track and field events to showcase our skills […]
I’m not sure what triggered it, but my happy-go-lucky little brother is in quite a bad mood this morning! It all started when Dad was getting ready to take us on our walk. Asa flopped on the kitchen floor and refused to get up. To be honest, I have to take responsibility for teaching him […]
I thought Asa and I have been to a lot of places. After all we’ve been to THREE states! Well you can’t even begin to imagine my astonishment when my neighbor, Cheez-It the Cat, informed me that he has traveled across the country multiple times! Recently Cheez-It was kind enough to answer my questions about […]
Two doors diverged in the hall, And sorry I could not open both, And being a dog, long I stood, And looked at one as long I could But it did not open. Then looked at the other, just as long, And being perhaps the better claim, Because behind it I could hear, quiet typing […]
Fetch aficionados rejoice! After months…well maybe just weeks…our long suffering neglect is finally over! We got a Chuckit Ball Launcher! It all began innocently enough with Asa happily watching other dogs play fetch with this coveted toy on the beach. His longing looks did not go unnoticed, and we were often invited to play. As […]
Once again I begin this post by telling everyone not to worry. I’m ok. In fact, I’m more than ok, I’m great! Asa took our little conversation to heart, and is finally helping me while I wear this ridiculous cone of shame. He even went above and beyond by showing impressive problem solving skills. The […]
Ok before anyone worries, I’m fine. I’m wearing the cone of shame because of a hot spot. An annual summer event around here. Anyways, while wearing this foolish thing, I was hoping Asa would step up and help around the house. But yet again my optimism turned to disappointment when a stranger appeared at our […]
This morning Asa asked me to tell him about the birds and the bees! My paws started sweating. I was completely unprepared for his question. That is until I looked outside and realized he was referring to the wild turkeys who live behind our bee hives, and he just wanted an update on both. Three […]
