Dogs, we’ve all been there. Out and about enjoying a nice day hanging out with your friends, when out of nowhere your parents ruin it by calling you some embarrassing nickname. The other dogs inevitably laugh at you. Some even mock you by calling you that ridiculous pet name. All the while you try to […]
Chirp…chirp…chirp… ‘Tis the wind and nothing more… Quoth the Golden, “Nevermore!” Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when […]
Who’s a good boy? ME! I’m a good boy! This morning Asa was determined to lunge at every stick, leaf and pinecone along our walking route. As you can well imagine that quickly became annoying for Dad and me. So there I was bracing myself for the next inevitable lunge, when next thing I know […]
You may think my life is all beach romps, trail hikes, and treats. However, I also have to manage my finances as well. Thankfully, I don’t have to tackle the daunting process of preparing my taxes. Instead, I visit my friend Precious. As a puppy, I prepared my own tax returns. But it didn’t take […]
While Chuck Billy is off pouting because he is jealous, let me tell you about my awesome morning at the veterinarian’s office! Would you believe it has been a whole year since I’ve been there? This place is awesome! Just the smells coming from doormat alone is enough to make me giddy. One whiff and […]
Adolescent Asa has reached an all time low. He somehow got a hold of an old article from GQ on pick up lines, and was inspired to try out some of his own. How embarrassing! Would you believe he actually thought these pick up lines would impress girls? Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been […]
These are the times that try dogs’ souls – Mud Season. Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Mud Season! Nothing compares to the scent of freshly made mud from melting snow, and rolling in it brings a sense of pleasure that is beyond description. However, Mom and Dad don’t share these sentiments, and Mud […]
It isn’t an urban myth! Leap Day does exist! The day the Four Paws on the Floor Rule does not apply! Oh sure I have foggy memories of it when it last occurred in 2012. But I was still in the whelping box and focused on mastering bigger issues like walking on my wobbly legs. […]
It’s official. My little brother is a teenager. Ever since Asa heard the classic rock anthem, “I Wanna Rock,” by Twisted Sister, he has been barking it at the top of his lungs. But once again he is a delinquent without a clue, because he misheard the lyrics and thinks the song is literally about […]
How many times have we silently stood by and watched our owners meticulously brush their teeth, while our teeth felt fuzzy? Or what about when we try to kiss our owners, only to have our affections thwarted with an exclamation of “ewwww dog breath!” These crimes against dog dental hygiene must stop! We need to […]
