A few months ago Asa proclaimed he would grow up to be a Dire Wolf. Today he would like to update you on his progress: Asa: I’m not deaf and can hear what you’re saying about me. “Oh he’s so fluffy!” “Look at the Cotton Ball.” Or worst yet, “I bet he’s a Little Cuddle […]
Nooooo!!! The most horrific event happened in my neighborhood this morning! Our town’s Department of Public Works took away my branches! I was helpless to intervene while the maintenance workers slowly moved along our street inserting the fallen branches into their wood chipper. If only I had thumbs so I could open the door to […]
Mom and Dad have lost their minds! Last week you may recall I rejoiced over the installation of a puppy playpen in our yard disguised as a “box garden.” Finally I could enjoy being outside without having to worry about Asa’s antics. But then Dad went ahead and ruined it by putting wire cones in […]
This Memorial Day if you should find yourself in Barrington, NH, please take a moment to visit the War Dog Memorial. Dedicated in 2002 by the American Legion Post 114 of Barrington, NH and located in Pine Grove Cemetery, this simple yet touching memorial is dedicated to all Military Dogs who have served our country […]
Asa is growing up, and as his teacher it is my duty to monitor his cognitive development. The following video is of my scientific experiment…
Milo is the most interesting dog in our neighborhood. Heck, in the world even! I’m sure by now you’ve seen those beer commercials for the Most Interesting Man in the Universe. Well if he doesn’t have a dog, he should consider my friend, Milo. Milo is the coolest dog you’ll ever meet! One minute he’ll […]
At last there is peace in my kingdom! Dad built a puppy playpen for Asa! Oh sure he’s calling it a “box garden.” But only a naive puppy would fall for a silly excuse like that. Box garden – HA! Growing boxes is the most foolish thing I ever heard of, especially considering we have […]
I stand corrected. Asa is not a Yeti. Nor is he a Zombie. Asa is in fact just a Bully! It started with a nip here and the occasional stolen toy there. Then it escalated to my complete loss of personal space and inability to call anything my own. Ok I admit it, I’m being […]
Mmmmmm, nothing beats that lemon fresh smell. I wonder where it is coming from? Oh wait, it is Asa! Har! Har! Asa is experiencing a right of passage in our household – the lemon water squirt bottle. You see Asa, who Mom and Dad are now calling Monkey Dog, has taken to jumping and climbing. […]
No seriously, the bull told me his name is “Bull-Shat.” He introduced his friends in the background as “Bull-Loney” and “Full-ov-Bull.” He said “Rib-Eye” has been missing since he left with the farmer, and that he probably has gone to that big grill in the sky. Whatever that means. Anyways, don’t blame me for their […]
