Today I received a card wishing me, “Hope, Wonder and Celebration this Easter.” Well why should it just be on Easter? I experience Hope, Wonder and Celebration each and every day! All dogs do! I start each morning filled with Hope about all the possibilities that the day ahead holds. And despite my mature age, […]
“In my Easter bonnet, with all the duct tape upon it, I’ll be the silliest puppy in the Easter Parade…” Enough with the singing already! As you can see, Asa has to wear the cone of shame. But once again, he is a happy fool, and oblivious to the seriousness of the situation. Instead he […]
I looked Death in the eyes…unblinking plastic eyes…and survived! Recently Mom told me that they were taking us to the mall for photos with the Easter Bunny. No big deal, I thought. I have cousins who are rabbits, and they tend to be quiet little fellows. Besides, this would give me a chance to voice […]
As Chuck Billy and I were getting ready for bed, I heard Mom ask Dad, “Is there anything out you think Asa will destroy?” Dad replied, “We have to trust him at some point.” Then he shut off the kitchen light and they headed upstairs. They totally forgot to shut my crate door! I was […]
Dogs, we’ve all been there. Out and about enjoying a nice day hanging out with your friends, when out of nowhere your parents ruin it by calling you some embarrassing nickname. The other dogs inevitably laugh at you. Some even mock you by calling you that ridiculous pet name. All the while you try to […]
Chirp…chirp…chirp… ‘Tis the wind and nothing more… Quoth the Golden, “Nevermore!” Gather round my friends, and I will share with you my cautionary tale of my descent into madness. It all began just like any other day. Mom and Dad headed out, and Asa and I were settling in for our morning nap. That’s when […]
Who’s a good boy? ME! I’m a good boy! This morning Asa was determined to lunge at every stick, leaf and pinecone along our walking route. As you can well imagine that quickly became annoying for Dad and me. So there I was bracing myself for the next inevitable lunge, when next thing I know […]
You may think my life is all beach romps, trail hikes, and treats. However, I also have to manage my finances as well. Thankfully, I don’t have to tackle the daunting process of preparing my taxes. Instead, I visit my friend Precious. As a puppy, I prepared my own tax returns. But it didn’t take […]
While Chuck Billy is off pouting because he is jealous, let me tell you about my awesome morning at the veterinarian’s office! Would you believe it has been a whole year since I’ve been there? This place is awesome! Just the smells coming from doormat alone is enough to make me giddy. One whiff and […]
Adolescent Asa has reached an all time low. He somehow got a hold of an old article from GQ on pick up lines, and was inspired to try out some of his own. How embarrassing! Would you believe he actually thought these pick up lines would impress girls? Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been […]
