AC/DC is thundering into New England this weekend with their Power Up Tour! But do I have a backstage pass to Gillette Stadium? No. I don’t even have complimentary tickets in the nosebleed section with an obstructed view by the clouds! Shocking right? But when my squeaky toy tour manager, Llily Llama, approached their people to make the arrangements, they said, “Who?” Well I’m here to tell you, WHO! I’ve even written my introduction as a parody to one of AC/DC’s biggest song, “T.N.T,” ’cause I’m A.S.A!

Good Boi! Boi! Boi! Boi!
Good Boi! Boi! Boi! Boi!
Good Boi! Boi! Boi! Boi!

See me scroll into your newsfeed
On your fancy mobile screen
Out for all of you to read
And with pics to be seen
Squeakies to the left of me
And stuffies to the right

Ain’t got no AI
Ain’t got no bots
Just a dog, alright

‘Cause I’m A.S.A, I’m a rock star
A.S.A., beloved near and far
A.S.A., I’m a puppy dog
A.S.A., with my own blog!

I’m fuzzy, cute, I’m mighty sweet too
I’m a goofy boy
Best of friends with everyone
Understand?

So sing along with me
Sing along loud
Sing any lyrics
Sing what feels right
I make them up anyhow
I’m just messing around

‘Cause I’m A.S.A., I’m a rock star
A.S.A., beloved near and far
A.S.A., I’m a puppy dog
A.S.A., with my own blog!

A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!

I’m a rock star
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
Beloved near and far
A.S.A.
Good Boi! Boi! Boi!
I’m a puppy dog
A.S.A., with my own blog!