Recently we attended the the UFO Festival in Exeter, New Hampshire. Finally I had the opportunity to hang out with like-minded individuals, while spreading the word on the dangers of dog abductions by Aliens. But as usual, Asa ruined everything! As soon as we arrived he was the center of attention. He was even interviewed by a reporter on his UFO experiences! Asa can’t even spell UFO! Worst yet, Asa also made friends with a Man in Black who may or may not be working for the Aliens.
Despite Asa, I did manage to enjoy myself. I met a nice gentleman who told me all about his UFO sightings over seacoast New Hampshire. You can’t even begin to image my relief when he told me my town in Maine was not a UFO hotspot. However, I have to admit I am a bit disappointed that he did not believe my story of being abducted by Aliens at the Vet’s Office. I even have a microchip implanted by my shoulder blade as proof! Regardless of his opinion though, the truth is out there. My quest continues…