Hi, my name is Asa and I have a hot spot.  Chuck Billy is forcing me to write today’s blog post because he is too busy muttering something about Aliens and this stupid lampshade I have to wear.  Seriously, what is wrong with my family?!  This is ridiculous!

It all started last night when I noticed my belly was a little irritated.  So I thought I’d be helpful and lick it, which then progressed in the wee hours of the morning to me ripping out my fur around it.  But do they thank me for my efforts and lack of sleep?  Nope!  They put this ridiculous cone around my head.  How am I suppose to lick my wound now?!

So after spending the morning walking backwards around the kitchen to try to remove it, I decided that wasn’t going to work.  My next plan of attack was to use it as a battering ram.  But that only got me yelled at by Mom.  It’s going to be a long day…

PS: Oh and if you’re wondering about the duct tape, this cone is a hand-me-down from Chuck Billy, who apparently tried to eat it to remove it.  And yet they say he’s the smart one?!