The ticks have been particularly prevalent this summer. I know I say that every year, but we seem to be finding a lot more lately. Therefore, we’ve all been on high alert with the creepy crawly feeling that one could be on us. This unnerving feeling inspired Asa to write yet another heavy metal parody, this time to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley.”
Creepy crawly, there’s a tick on my head
Oh creepy crawly, are there more in my bed?
You waited for me hidin’ in tall grass
With the thrill of the hunt
Please find someone your size to harass
Yeah, you dangerous little runt!
Mr. Asa, did you think you were friends?
Yes Mr. Asa, this tick could be your end!
Injecting you with his disease
While stealing your blood
The thought of ticks make me ill at ease
Hiding in our fur like crud!
Creepy crawly, you make me squirm with fear
Oh creepy crawly, I wish you’d disappear!
No hiking for us ’til you’re all gone
Too many to fight
You’re even waiting before dawn
Pouncing ready to take a bite!
Well did you find me by my sweet scent?
I want to stop the torment
I want to stop
I want to stop the torment, yeah!
