Deck the Dogs

While helping Mom decorate, Asa was inspired to rewrite Christmas carols.  Normally I’d protest such silly behavior.  However, even I couldn’t resist singing along to Asa’s twist on this Holiday classic.  So without further ado, here is Asa’s version of Deck the Halls or as we call it, “Deck the Dogs!”

Deck the Dogs with boughs of holly

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

‘Tis the season for humans’ folly

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Don we now our ugly sweaters

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Though we have fur for this weather

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See the tempting tree before us

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Not sure why all of the fuss?

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Mom follows me in merry measure

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

While I run off with a Yule-tide treasure

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away our dignity passes

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Time to ignore our obedience classes

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Bark we joyous, all together

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Now Mom keeps me on a short tether!

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

“Deck the Dogs,” a new twist on a Holiday classic.

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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