While helping Mom decorate, Asa was inspired to rewrite Christmas carols. Normally I’d protest such silly behavior. However, even I couldn’t resist singing along to Asa’s twist on this Holiday classic. So without further ado, here is Asa’s version of Deck the Halls or as we call it, “Deck the Dogs!”
Deck the Dogs with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season for humans’ folly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our ugly sweaters
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Though we have fur for this weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the tempting tree before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Not sure why all of the fuss?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Mom follows me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I run off with a Yule-tide treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away our dignity passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Time to ignore our obedience classes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Bark we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Now Mom keeps me on a short tether!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!