With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, Asa is getting a bit nostalgic thinking of all his old squeaky toys that are no longer with us.  Ok, I admit I may have killed a toy or two. But that is no reason to get all wishy washy and dedicate a song to them!  Sure he loved them all, but isn’t it better to have squeaked and lost than never to have squeaked at all?  Asa, please stop singing your ridiculous version of To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before!  You’re no Julio Iglesias or Willie Nelson!  Besides, how does he even know this song?  The original version is over 250 dog years old!

To All the Toys I’ve Loved Before

To all the toys I’ve loved before

Who no longer squeak anymore

I’m glad you came along

I dedicate this song

To all the toys I’ve loved before

To all the teething toys I’ve chewed

I’m sorry if my puppy teeth hurt you

Thanks for helping me to grow

You taught me everything I know

To all the toys I’ve loved before

Chuck Billy’s wolf instincts are always growling

And every time I tried to play

The wolf in him continued growling

And Chuck Billy just carried you away

To all the toys I’ve chased before

I enjoyed playing with you outdoors

Our countless games of fetch

were certainly the best

To all the toys I’ve loved before

To all the toys destroyed by Chuck Billy

I don’t know why he acts so silly

These toys were my good friends

I loved them to the end

To all the toys I’ve loved before

Chuck Billy’s wolf instincts are always growling

And every time I tried to play

The wolf in him continued growling

And Chuck Billy just carried you away

To all the toys I’ve loved before

Who no longer squeak anymore

I’m glad you came along

I dedicate this song

To all the toys I’ve loved before!