A few months ago Asa proclaimed he would grow up to be a Dire Wolf. Today he would like to update you on his progress:
Asa: I’m not deaf and can hear what you’re saying about me. “Oh he’s so fluffy!” “Look at the Cotton Ball.” Or worst yet, “I bet he’s a Little Cuddle Bug.” And don’t hold me responsible for my actions if Mom and Dad jokingly tell anymore people that my biological father must have been a Polar Bear. People don’t let your guard down! I am still growing and will indeed be a Dire Wolf someday! Proof in point: my fangs are growing in nicely, my weight continues to increase, and each day I’m growing bigger. I admit I’m extra fluffy, but that’s because of my beauty regiment. Each day I eat the fluffy tops off of Dandelions. Just because I’m a Dire Wolf that doesn’t mean I don’t have a sensitive side. But consider yourself warned. Hiding beneath this fluffy exterior I have big potential! Now please excuse me while I petition the AKC to recognize Dire Wolves as an official breed.