Dire Wolf Update

A few months ago Asa proclaimed he would grow up to be a Dire Wolf.  Today he would like to update you on his progress:

Asa:  I’m not deaf and can hear what you’re saying about me.  “Oh he’s so fluffy!”  “Look at the Cotton Ball.”  Or worst yet, “I bet he’s a Little Cuddle Bug.”  And don’t hold me responsible for my actions if Mom and Dad jokingly tell anymore people that my biological father must have been a Polar Bear.  People don’t let your guard down!  I am still growing and will indeed be a Dire Wolf someday!  Proof in point: my fangs are growing in nicely, my weight continues to increase, and each day I’m growing bigger.  I admit I’m extra fluffy, but that’s because of my beauty regiment.  Each day I eat the fluffy tops off of Dandelions.  Just because I’m a Dire Wolf that doesn’t mean I don’t have a sensitive side.  But consider yourself warned.  Hiding beneath this fluffy exterior I have big potential!  Now please excuse me while I petition the AKC to recognize Dire Wolves as an official breed.

Asa's attempt at looking like an intimidating Dire Wolf.

Asa’s attempt at looking like an intimidating Dire Wolf.

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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