Does anyone recognize this Llama? He arrived in a Kong box last week, but he’s rather shy and not forthcoming as to his name or who sent him.
I searched his box, but my only clue is the packing slip says he was purchased on December 1, 2025.
I also did the polite greeting of squeaky friends, but couldn’t sniff out any clues as to his identity.
I, of course, have a few theories, but need help solving this mystery!
Theory One: Is he is a relative of my stylist Llorenzo Llamas? However, after much delay getting in touch with my manager Llily Llama and Llorenzo Llamas, while they were on some exotic beach vacation discussing my future tour plans, they denied knowing him.
Theory Two: He is an overzealous fan. I heard big time celebrities deal with these things all the time. And it would explain why other than a lot of high pitch squeaking, he is speechless in my presence. But something seems off that I’m not sure about this theory.
Theory Three: He could be an early gift from Santa! He has settled in nicely with my toys from previous Christmases. But Santa doesn’t usually deliver weeks in advance.
Theory Four: He’s a gift from a dear friend, who may have forgot to include their name, when sending me my new best friend. This theory seems the most plausible. So if you happen to recognize this Llama, could you please let me know?
