Today Asa and I would like to speak to you about a serious subject: Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion. It is a little known fact that dog beds can spontaneously combust…usually during the wee hours of the night or during working hours when no Humans are present to witness this catastrophic event, thus leading to dogs being falsely accused of wanton acts of vandalism! Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Seriously, if Humans are not there to witness it, why are they so quick to accuse us dogs of doing it! Clearly the fault lies with the bed and not us!
The reason we bring up this sensitive subject is because two very dear friends of ours, Nottie and Hazel, recently had it happen to them. There they were enjoying a typical morning of a hearty breakfast followed by a pleasant walk, and they were just about to settle in for a nap when poof – their bed exploded! But do they get any sympathy from their Humans? No! Instead they are shamed on social media!
Just look at this example of Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion which occurred when I was a puppy. Clearly I’m locked in, so how could I have possibly spread the fluff outside of the crate? The only logical answer is it exploded. One look at my face and you can see that I’m in shock from the unexplained explosion I witnessed.
Or how about this example, again when I was young and innocent. I’m not even near the bed, when it obviously exploded behind me! As you can see I’m trying to escape the carnage!
Please Humans, next time this happens to your dog do not jump to false accusations, publicly shame them on Facebook, or even deny them a new bed. Instead we strongly recommend seeing the situation for what it is – the dog bed’s fault, and immediately take your dog for a fun day out followed by a stop at their favorite pet supply store to buy them a new bed and squeaky toys…lots of squeaky toys…oh and treats too…to comfort them after such a traumatic experience. Thus concludes our Dog Public Service Announcement on Dog Bed Spontaneous Combustion.
