Dog Ufologist Investigation Techniques

As a renowned Dog Ufologist, it is important for me to be alert wherever I go, because you never know when a UFO will appear. Even in broad daylight, in front of many witnesses an unidentified flying object could appear. Case in point, last weekend while enjoying a Sunday stroll on my favorite beach I witnessed not one but two UFOs hovering overhead!

The first of two UFOs spotted.

If you should find yourself in a similar situation, it is important to remain calm, and try to remember as many details as possible. But be objective and do not jump to conclusions.

For example, this is a classic cigar shape, and made a strange low, continuous, whirring noise, similar to other UFO sightings.
Unlike traditional sightings though, these UFOs did not have any lights, and it appears the extraterrestrials rode suspended beneath their spacecrafts.

It is also important to remember that your role is to record and observe. We can’t all be heroes and intervene. Be prepared to protect yourself. Move to a safe location to avoid meeting the extraterrestrials, or worst yet having the UFO land on you.

Did I want to bark to warn the two humans seated in the lower left corner of this photo? Yes. But I did not want to attract attention to myself.
However, if it is safe to do so, take as many photos as possible to document your sighting.

After the event is over be sure to write down everything you witnessed. Most importantly report the sighting to a UFO research organization for investigation. While it is true that nine out of 10 sightings are explainable, it is also true that only one in 10 is ever reported. Please don’t deny investigators and researchers from hearing your story!

Asa: Are you sure these are UFOs? Chuck Billy: Of course! I’m a renowned Dog Ufologist! I can recognize one even with my eyes shut!

Now if you’ll please excuse me, I need to record the details of my recent sighting while they are fresh in my mind.

You too can be a UFO investigator. You just have to pay attention to the details!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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